Me: Why is Neil Patrick Harris so beautiful, but would rather sleep with men?
Caleb: Because Ryan Gosling would rather sleep with women and it's only fair.
sunshien: I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS GIF FOR ABOUT TEN YEARS
cas-get-into-my-ass: himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough. Demons run when a good man goes to war.
subwaybossemmet: justabasicbirch: notaonceleraskblog: global warming depression
camouflagedpeeta: jubetheboob: camouflagedpeeta: in 100 years.. will it really matter that i didnt do my homework in a hundred years it wont even matter that you were alive. none of us will matter will will be memories, then the people whose memories we are in will die too and will will fade into pure nothingness. so i guess i wont do my homework
moose-onthe-loose: thegayloki: you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite...
ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
American Beauty might be my new favorite movie.
Please. Just watch it.
mandatoryupgrades: Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written: I want that to be the final line of my biography.
Good news everyone!: Jesse Eisenberg was in this... →
sunshien: Jesse Eisenberg was in this film called Camp Hell as a cameo once but after he got famous they blew it way out of proportion as if he was the star of the film even though he was in it for like 30 seconds and he sued them for it for $3 million but i’d like to stop and talk about the DVD cover
As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you...– Aman Ali (via princessbindi) DAMN (via contemplatingmadamebovary)
Good news everyone!: i am so sick of dickhead... →
sunshien: i am so sick of dickhead Sherlock fans who are like “NO YOU CANT COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR SHOW NOT AIRING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OUR HIATUS IS LONGER THEREFORE YOUR COMPLAINT IS INVALID NEENER NEENER WE ARE THE WINNERS AT HAVING TO WAIT NO ONE ELSE CAN COMPLAIN BOOHOO WOE IS ME” i’m not saying all…
mutisija: when the battle music starts to play but you cant see the enemy
No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle....
adamusprime: I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal. I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build. I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke. I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach. What am I?
randomness-is-epic: you’ll never truly know a person until you become group partners